welcome!

(I will not be responsible for any trauma this may give you, or trigger. If you don’t like this, newsbreak, you can just close the website! Trigger warning below.)

This is well..Joen's Headfenced Problems. You can tell because well, the website is literally called" joensheadfencedproblems.neocities.org" Before you scroll down any further, I have some questions to answer.

here!

#1: "Why did you make this?"

Because- I dunno.

#2: "Shouldn't you like put trigger warnings?"

I should, but I highly doubt that anyone would waste time on actually viewing this website.

#3:"English or Spanish?"

Español por favor.

TW: blood, violence, self-harm, SA, pedo stuff, body horror, canniballism/autocannibalism, mentions of stalking, weapons, and gore.

Characters!!:

Joen Ohlin, the protagonist: Joen is the center of this entire creation. He's a 16 year old 'human'- or at least he kind of acts like it. His sole purpose was and is to just exist and suffer in every episode/ chapter. And uh...he likes water. And he is based off of 'The Creator' a.k.a. myself.

(colby...)

Simon ‘Mr Funny Hands’ Eden, the antagonist: His age is unknown, but he is definitely over the age of 30. All he ever does is just constantly watch, and stalk Joen. He is the reason my trigger warning has the words 'SA' and 'pedo stuff' in it. (basically P.Diddy.)

(jack...)